WaqarOptimist's picture WaqarOptimist Submitted by Guest on Sun, 06/11/2023 - 11:18

BauLuo wrote:

Giovanni Martini wrote:

BauLuo wrote:

By the way?  What the hell is up with that Jerimiah was a bullfrog Jennie guy?  Only articles that does not allow rabble like me to spill my venom.  ( I should state, that i think that  Jerimiah Jenne, writes well, lucidly, .... and a few other things. Meanwhile, I write madle, incomprehesnsively,  sometimes drunkenly .  However, I think deep thinkers must ken that the twain can meet.  I think the Jeibinger needs to fall into a nearby river, an me an Giaomaccasin gotsa rub some elbows. 

Our jittery Jerome is a sensitive soul methinks. Writes about interesting topics, but as thin-skinned as a new-incubated Antifa homunculus just decanted from the glassine phial.

`phial'  wjat tje funk that is?   we Enlish, non Slave folks say, and write `Vial'  sometimmes we say and write an speak `vile' Where did yer head get scrwed on, down at the gas station, south a Demoisne.?   Just wonderein,  ... no personal insult intended,  except obliquely  .

You can directly insult as well, one time and all will be fine then. 

~~“Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.” ~~.

BauLuo's picture BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Sun, 06/11/2023 - 11:13

Giovanni Martini wrote:
BauLuo wrote:

By the way? What the hell is up with that Jerimiah was a bullfrog Jennie guy? Only articles that does not allow rabble like me to spill my venom. ( I should state, that i think that Jerimiah Jenne, writes well, lucidly, .... and a few other things. Meanwhile, I write madle, incomprehesnsively, sometimes drunkenly . However, I think deep thinkers must ken that the twain can meet. I think the Jeibinger needs to fall into a nearby river, an me an Giaomaccasin gotsa rub some elbows.

Our jittery Jerome is a sensitive soul methinks. Writes about interesting topics, but as thin-skinned as a new-incubated Antifa homunculus just decanted from the glassine phial.

`phial' wjat tje funk that is? we Enlish, non Slave folks say, and write `Vial' sometimmes we say and write an speak `vile' Where did yer head get scrwed on, down at the gas station, south a Demoisne.? Just wonderein, ... no personal insult intended, except obliquely .

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

BauLuo's picture BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Sun, 06/11/2023 - 01:05

Let telll ya bout the sleeps you can have after a week of cacaine and booze, well booze, we are in Chiner after all, nonetheless, ya can get the gist. Though what I a saying is the recovery from a bout of debauchery and drunkenness is actually the creative force which drives. Reviving from a week of debauchery may create some insight , although those insane things you scribbled at 3 am,... there might be somethin there. Greetings from here. Until I am there.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

BauLuo's picture BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Sat, 06/10/2023 - 19:07

By the way? What the hell is up with that Jerimiah was a bullfrog Jennie guy? Only articles that does not allow rabble like me to spill my venom. ( I should state, that i think that Jerimiah Jenne, writes well, lucidly, .... and a few other things. Meanwhile, I write madle, incomprehesnsively, sometimes drunkenly . However, I think deep thinkers must ken that the twain can meet. I think the Jeibinger needs to fall into a nearby river, an me an Giaomaccasin gotsa rub some elbows.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

BauLuo's picture BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Sat, 06/10/2023 - 17:46

Has any foreigner clinically gone insane talking to Chinese women over stupid APPs on their phones? I may be one. Though I have very low respect for the entire concept. (Insanity that is, ... I in fact have rather high regard for the concept, and even moreso the embodyment of the foregoing, especially long deadstrait, jet black hair and very fulsome lips, .... bit tits are a bonus, but not required)

(Lets see if this one makes it through the censors... I had a couple about swimming cross the Amur River and living like Timon of Athens eatin grubs and worms that got deleted. I don't personally see anything offensive about that, but who the hell am I? The editor of the Jeibinger? Ba? )

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

BauLuo's picture BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Sat, 06/10/2023 - 15:17

Grow carrots, onions, definitely garlic, cabbages, beets, root crops mosly, but also maize, that is called corn back in Canukistan me home, which I am sad to see. Chickens, and coupla goat and leave me the fuck alone. Preferably with a long haired, luscious lipped woman that likes to sweep floors and wash clothes. Don't worry I will pay all her bills. She can have all my money, I don't give a f about that.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

BauLuo's picture BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Sat, 06/10/2023 - 14:09

Giovanni Martini wrote:
BauLuo wrote:
Giovanni Martini wrote:

Could TBJ even function without the locution, "soft opening"? In my whole two decades teaching Business English I never saw the phrase in print much over once every six months. Here, it's as ubiquitous as the word "is." Come on, we're all as butch as a blue-balled brown bear here. Give us HARD openings: pointy teeth, dried cling-ons and all.

Now Jeibinger likes to pronoounce endlessly about thjing they know notihtg. let me explain, Pizza s shoul only be thin crust, Vert thin crust. There should be a whole total shitload of tomata souce that has been brewed for a very long time, in a cauldrond fired upon a fire of oaken wood. Now we need to add a whole buncha shit like basil, rosemary, oh regina oh, ..... all this stuff... beleif me I know how to do it. There should be huguemungous dollops , nay, slatherings of oil, tomata sauce pemperonus, olives, (black are best) onions, garllic, tomatoes, many sorts of pepper, of course mushrooms. Aiya! ( i am trying to refrain from `ba') Okay Jeibinger is me check in the mail? ba?

You forgot anchovies. Ba. A pizza without anchovies is like a vending machine without crack-pipes, a school week without a drag show, etc.

Anybody that brings pinaapple within a kilometer gets immediately assasinated. I like fish, though not too much on my piaza.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

BauLuo's picture BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Sat, 06/10/2023 - 13:14

warmearnest wrote:

Look this `Warm and Earnist' guy showed up here a while ago. I gave him simple and clear instructions on how he/she could improve his/her communication. Totally a fake shill, and I don't know what his gig is, and don't really care.

Mr. Waqaroptimist

尊敬的Waqaroptimist 先生您好：

Thank you for your reply and respect in the your busy time

谢谢您百忙之中的回答和尊重

Thank you

谢谢您

Your sincerely

您真诚的

Attached :

I was open this article that I want to my before comments but maybe no open self before wrote,and sent before latest one from here

之前我想通过这篇到自己的评论，但可能没有打开自己之前写的，就从这篇发送了前面的

whatever I am what want circumspection,careful，still need improve,but no writing.

无论我多么想细心和仔细，依然需要提高,但不写了

if have need grateful or advice,just know I am grateful is okay

如果有需要感谢的和建议，仅知道我是感谢即可

Thank you

谢谢您

your sincerely

您真诚的

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

BauLuo's picture BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Sat, 06/10/2023 - 13:00

BauLuo wrote:
Giovanni Martini wrote:

Could TBJ even function without the locution, "soft opening"? In my whole two decades teaching Business English I never saw the phrase in print much over once every six months. Here, it's as ubiquitous as the word "is." Come on, we're all as butch as a blue-balled brown bear here. Give us HARD openings: pointy teeth, dried cling-ons and all.

Now Jeibinger likes to pronoounce endlessly about thjing they know notihtg. let me explain, Pizza s shoul only be thin crust, Vert thin crust. There should be a whole total shitload of tomata souce that has been brewed for a very long time, in a cauldrond fired upon a fire of oaken wood. Now we need to add a whole buncha shit like basil, rosemary, oh regina oh, ..... all this stuff... beleif me I know how to do it. There should be huguemungous dollops , nay, slatherings of oil, tomata sauce pemperonus, olives, (black are best) onions, garllic, tomatoes, many sorts of pepper, of course mushrooms. Aiya! ( i am trying to refrain from `ba') Okay Jeibinger is me check in the mail? ba?
Seeing as me and Giuacovonish More coney, are the only fuckin g people that write anything worth readin here, i am expecting some cash. (Sorry I aiint gots a resuwant I wantwo promote). Get on the job Jeibinger, moola, cashola. consult dearly with nimenda accountants. aiya. ba.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

BauLuo's picture BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Sat, 06/10/2023 - 10:01

Giovanni Martini wrote:

Could TBJ even function without the locution, "soft opening"? In my whole two decades teaching Business English I never saw the phrase in print much over once every six months. Here, it's as ubiquitous as the word "is." Come on, we're all as butch as a blue-balled brown bear here. Give us HARD openings: pointy teeth, dried cling-ons and all.

Now Jeibinger likes to pronoounce endlessly about thjing they know notihtg. let me explain, Pizza s shoul only be thin crust, Vert thin crust. There should be a whole total shitload of tomata souce that has been brewed for a very long time, in a cauldrond fired upon a fire of oaken wood. Now we need to add a whole buncha shit like basil, rosemary, oh regina oh, ..... all this stuff... beleif me I know how to do it. There should be huguemungous dollops , nay, slatherings of oil, tomata sauce pemperonus, olives, (black are best) onions, garllic, tomatoes, many sorts of pepper, of course mushrooms. Aiya! ( i am trying to refrain from `ba') Okay Jeibinger is me check in the mail? ba?

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

BauLuo's picture BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Sat, 06/10/2023 - 09:36

Giovanni Martini wrote:

Could TBJ even function without the locution, "soft opening"? In my whole two decades teaching Business English I never saw the phrase in print much over once every six months. Here, it's as ubiquitous as the word "is." Come on, we're all as butch as a blue-balled brown bear here. Give us HARD openings: pointy teeth, dried cling-ons and all.

Personaly a I very like soft openings, I like them very much. They should be distal from th umbiculus, middle of thighs, perhaps, or not perhaps,-- both are acceptigle -- having a bit of hair. I can't renounce my belief in soft openings . Giaoco Moses be damned, ba. !

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

BauLuo's picture BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Sat, 06/10/2023 - 01:42

BauLuo wrote:
Giovanni Martini wrote:
now im w waiting for the Beijinger to start paying me a salary. Obviousley, only me and Gioavaisica Martinitlesco are the only people here that write anything worth reading. So pony up boys. I want some cash. Licketly split. Ba

"This collaboration represents the most substantial master franchise agreement in the company's history and ranks among one of the largest in the entire fast food sector." (unquote)

Do you actually talk this way over lunch?" Seriously, why should a semmich muncher give a freshly-fekked doughnut about whether his lunch is adding value to a Subway shareholder's portfolio? (And lemme tell you---word to the wise and the woke---y'all do NOT wanna be carrying around a hot meatball sammich in a gilt-edged portfolio.)

Please everyone, just destroy yer phones. Quickly. You don't know what they have done to you. Any river, any lake, any ocean, throw yer fucking phone in the water. Learn how to write letters. On papper. And send letters.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

BauLuo's picture BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Fri, 06/09/2023 - 23:48

Giovanni Martini wrote:

"This collaboration represents the most substantial master franchise agreement in the company's history and ranks among one of the largest in the entire fast food sector." (unquote)

Do you actually talk this way over lunch?" Seriously, why should a semmich muncher give a freshly-fekked doughnut about whether his lunch is adding value to a Subway shareholder's portfolio? (And lemme tell you---word to the wise and the woke---y'all do NOT wanna be carrying around a hot meatball sammich in a gilt-edged portfolio.)

Please everyone, just destroy yer phones. Quickly. You don't know what they have done to you. Any river, any lake, any ocean, throw yer fucking phone in the water. Learn how to write letters. On papper. And send letters.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

BauLuo's picture BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Fri, 06/09/2023 - 20:42

I wish to challenge Mr Giaoacon Somethinoroterhy to an arm wrestling competition , at the location of the Beijinger's thinking. Find the newest burgery place, ba! Me and Giaocamomo hands fisted and entwinwd, other hands burger enfisted. Win win! ba! Get on that job Bob, lickety split, hoppity scotch. Ba!

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

BauLuo's picture BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Fri, 06/09/2023 - 20:27

Giovanni Martini wrote:

"This collaboration represents the most substantial master franchise agreement in the company's history and ranks among one of the largest in the entire fast food sector." (unquote)

Do you actually talk this way over lunch?" Seriously, why should a semmich muncher give a freshly-fekked doughnut about whether his lunch is adding value to a Subway shareholder's portfolio? (And lemme tell you---word to the wise and the woke---y'all do NOT wanna be carrying around a hot meatball sammich in a gilt-edged portfolio.)

As far as I can see, me and Giaocome Vestugularie are the only people that write anything worth reading on the Jeibinger. Of course

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

BauLuo's picture BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Fri, 06/09/2023 - 17:18

Giovanni Martini wrote:

Could TBJ even function without the locution, "soft opening"? In my whole two decades teaching Business English I never saw the phrase in print much over once every six months. Here, it's as ubiquitous as the word "is." Come on, we're all as butch as a blue-balled brown bear here. Give us HARD openings: pointy teeth, dried cling-ons and all.

I support the adoption of the expression `benign oozing supperation', that is `This weekend Lao Jiu Supper Fancy Noodle Mart will be having its first Benign Oozing Supperation. All are welcome. Bandages are available' Lai ba!

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

BauLuo's picture BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Fri, 06/09/2023 - 17:08

Giovanni Martini wrote:

"This collaboration represents the most substantial master franchise agreement in the company's history and ranks among one of the largest in the entire fast food sector." (unquote)

Do you actually talk this way over lunch?" Seriously, why should a semmich muncher give a freshly-fekked doughnut about whether his lunch is adding value to a Subway shareholder's portfolio? (And lemme tell you---word to the wise and the woke---y'all do NOT wanna be carrying around a hot meatball sammich in a gilt-edged portfolio.)

I am disenfranchiseb yyour vulgar slavic imposition! ba! I am but a lowly anglo saxon serf and I have nothing to think. ba! Please you give me something to think? Cook me some borscht? I am crying badly and all my cabbages have wilted badly. I am scratching my head daily, and I read D in my tea leaves.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

BauLuo's picture BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Wed, 06/07/2023 - 20:53

Giovanni Martini wrote:
BauLuo wrote:
Giovanni Martini wrote:
BauLuo wrote:

aiya, fat old white men drinking booze an hooking up with sexy china womens? This bin goin on since the year dot.

It stopped the minnit I got married. One of them fine-print last second rule changes I think. I wuz robbed!

ya gotsa read the fine print bro (written in faux Irish accent) enterryer elbow whith a finew of paste, ba.

S'all right. Thanks to TBJ I have a new-found appreciation for craft beers. Consider the Leuwarden Neusbraksel. With its malt made of clover pollen dusted from the scrotums of Groningen yearling shoats it offers an aftertaste of zinc filings and oil of camphor. A taste reserved to the true beernogscenti of select Low Country brew-cellars.

Well i must stay tjayt I am rateherer fond of zinc fill;;;;ing s esd. DDcheyouchebore keybored bloplems yes, me keyboared gat bored a typyin ... yes it did, i had ta cross me legs, an scracth me head for ta jus cognate a spell. Then good ol jolly good Lord Wittgenstein came a hurdlin ove the scapegouts, and I with great ceartanininty thAt the world was all that was the case. Then I had a nice cup of tea. Earl Grey of course.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.