Well of course I know that uncarved block stuff,whatcha tniiink I is an idjiot? Ba? None-the less, determing what a thing essentially is requires more than the inspection by a thing that is not that thing. You can check with Heidigger.
BauLuo wrote:
Giovanni Martini wrote:
The Kids Club Package includes ...(unquote)
Kids' CLUB? That's pretty medieval. Usually I just use a backhand across the mouth. Settles 'em right down.
Kids club, yeah me dad 'ad onna them out behind the barn. Any kids I don't know hereabouts, ya get to be enjoinded wi the club. So Dear old usta say. ( i think iif fuched the boots)
If 新华 got hold of this, think of the scandalous headline they could garble it into: "Lao Wai Secret Society Clubs Kids During Holiday Staycations." Revamp the wording a bit and Western wire services would pay bo-coo bucks for a story about whupping li'l Uighur kids as a sick Sino-sport. Beating the halal outta 'em, as it were. "Russian Forces in Full Retreat As Absentee Putin Wields Kids' Club in Sicko Far-East Staycation."
So boss asks me if Im Crstitn and thuse want Chistmas off., upspoke me, no, I am Taoist, thus I want every day off, It may not jibe.
He'll smek you upside the head with that there Uncarved Block the Daoists keep ready. You know the Block, right? The one the builders rejected for the Temple, so Jesus sold it for the Pearl of Great Price and the Free-Will, Full-Immersion, Serpent-Sifting Anabaptists use it for a stumbling block for the virgins who forgot the lamp oil and have to pantomime the parable with neiher illumination nor lubrication.
And the other woman, and the other woman, and etc, A dear woman, I shoulnda dumped, cuz she had cropland up in Gansu, told me clearly (not though Baidu translate) `if there is sex, there is gonna be money' Now you can mince that five ways from Tuesday, iffin ya wanna.
Staycation, staycation?? Is this a neologism? I bin ttryna wrap my mind around it , Does it mean stay somewhere that you already are and do something different from what you normally do? And you give a name to it, and people pay money for this??? Gord only knows, somebody got rich offa pet rocks, And `The True Snot of Jeses'
I think the idea is you stay in a hotel in the same town you live. Sort of like sneaking around having an affair, only you're alone. Negative cash flow WITHOUT the other woman. Call it a lean and agile approach to sinnin' Wankin' alone in a 4-star hotel and the wife thinks you're in Shenzhen "on business."
Kids' CLUB? That's pretty medieval. Usually I just use a backhand across the mouth. Settles 'em right down.
Kids club, yeah me dad 'ad onna them out behind the barn. Any kids I don't know hereabouts, ya get to be enjoinded wi the club. So Dear old usta say. ( i think iif fuched the boots)
If 新华 got hold of this, think of the scandalous headline they could garble it into: "Lao Wai Secret Society Clubs Kids During Holiday Staycations." Revamp the wording a bit and Western wire services would pay bo-coo bucks for a story about whupping li'l Uighur kids as a sick Sino-sport. Beating the halal outta 'em, as it were. "Russian Forces in Full Retreat As Absentee Putin Wields Kids' Club in Sicko Far-East Staycation."
So boss asks me if Im Crstitn and thuse want Chistmas off., upspoke me, no, I am Taoist, thus I want every day off, It may not jibe.
Now, travelling about is something I have enjoyed, untill recenty, because of certain pohibitiions. Let me state, clearly and unequivocally, that is what is called the `pandemic' is a fraud from beginning to end, a fraud that is slowly fracturing, only which is happening because certain people like me, and many others, from the get go, perrceived its fraudulence.
Staycation, staycation?? Is this a neologism? I bin ttryna wrap my mind around it , Does it mean stay somewhere that you already are and do something different from what you normally do? And you give a name to it, and people pay money for this??? Gord only knows, somebody got rich offa pet rocks, And `The True Snot of Jeses'
Kids' CLUB? That's pretty medieval. Usually I just use a backhand across the mouth. Settles 'em right down.
Kids club, yeah me dad 'ad onna them out behind the barn. Any kids I don't know hereabouts, ya get to be enjoinded wi the club. So Dear old usta say. ( i think iif fuched the boots)
Yeah, well Caff is a drug I use, and use alot, but only when I am off the baijiu, which usually takes about a week to really come off of. Then after the shakes, delusions, delliriums, hallucinations, dread depression, and cold sweats,; then you have a dandy old sleep, ... the magic sleep I call it, (which may entail horrendous nightmares and and tossings and turnings) and you wake up and you is almost normal. I will leave it up to the neuroligists in the Beijinger audience to fill us in. And suddenly I wish to drag on a fag, suck down some Nestles Instant cafe and lidkety splick Bob is your uncle. Ba!
So we must not disrepute either the consumption, nor aquisition of any substance, including chocolate, obtained by Nestle. Hoppity scotch, budddy. (Lets see if this one will fly)
(Look youse guys ,,,, The code was M H 2 f P z 6 ) How funking blatant do you have to be?
[quote=BauL certainly, peduncle may have a botanicill meaning, in fact it does. nindtegeaee amakndfjajfd . //whecggd which are musimillfkajdfj more fragant
we really have to get a Monty Python show goin hear?
Now don't get distressed Beijinger folk, just because Dancing requires addressing peduncular thoughts. Now this is Ped Uncle li yer, to which I suggest you quizzen Gio,
However I wish to stress the word peduncular, which has manifest, manifold and many meanings , whiche youe maye alle perusee, kindlye ande softleye. Ba! e
I'm sorry. Earlier, I read perpendicular. Most every family gots a ped uncle. And he ain't welcome at no dances. Mr. Spragg, my junior high science teacher, tried to tell us peduncle means one-flowered or some such. He wanted to take us on field trips to go see such. Personally I thought it was just another "grooming" ploy on his part. Which is a loathsome practice, unless it's carried on by Muslims imported to the U.K., in which case it's a crime to talk about with an air of disapproval.
Thank you for writing all day long here. *good*
[/quote] Not all day at all. Takes about 20 minutes to get properly soused and collect my thoughts, then about ten minutes to write, depending on the profuseness, and rhetoricallness of my prose, and allusions that I refer to obliquely and a couple of etceteras. Not to mention the hiccups, and trips to the fridge to water down my baijiui. Ba.
[quote=BauL certainly, peduncle may have a botanicill meaning, in fact it does. nindtegeaee amakndfjajfd . //whecggd which are musimillfkajdfj more fragant
we really have to get a Monty Python show goin hear?
Now don't get distressed Beijinger folk, just because Dancing requires addressing peduncular thoughts. Now this is Ped Uncle li yer, to which I suggest you quizzen Gio,
However I wish to stress the word peduncular, which has manifest, manifold and many meanings , whiche youe maye alle perusee, kindlye ande softleye. Ba! e
I'm sorry. Earlier, I read perpendicular. Most every family gots a ped uncle. And he ain't welcome at no dances. Mr. Spragg, my junior high science teacher, tried to tell us peduncle means one-flowered or some such. He wanted to take us on field trips to go see such. Personally I thought it was just another "grooming" ploy on his part. Which is a loathsome practice, unless it's carried on by Muslims imported to the U.K., in which case it's a crime to talk about with an air of disapproval.
[quote=BauL certainly, peduncle may have a botanicill meaning, in fact it does. nindtegeaee amakndfjajfd . //whecggd which are musimillfkajdfj more fragant
we really have to get a Monty Python show goin hear?
Now don't get distressed Beijinger folk, just because Dancing requires addressing peduncular thoughts. Now this is Ped Uncle li yer, to which I suggest you quizzen Gio,
However I wish to stress the word peduncular, which has manifest, manifold and many meanings , whiche youe maye alle perusee, kindlye ande softleye. Ba! e
I'm sorry. Earlier, I read perpendicular. Most every family gots a ped uncle. And he ain't welcome at no dances. Mr. Spragg, my junior high science teacher, tried to tell us peduncle means one-flowered or some such. He wanted to take us on field trips to go see such. Personally I thought it was just another "grooming" ploy on his part. Which is a loathsome practice, unless it's carried on by Muslims imported to the U.K., in which case it's a crime to talk about with an air of disapproval.
Now don't get distressed Beijinger folk, just because Dancing requires addressing peduncular thoughts. Now this is Ped Uncle li yer, to which I suggest you quizzen Gio,
However I wish to stress the word peduncular, which has manifest, manifold and many meanings , whiche youe maye alle perusee, kindlye ande softleye. Ba! e
I consorted with gem-you-whine Southern Babtists whilst I was Ozarking away at Fort Lost-in-the-Woods, Missouri. They literally and inerrantly proved to me how Skripsure forbids sex while standing up. Why? Because it might lead to dancing, and that's sinning. In fact, having read this, you should go wash your eyes with soap and water.
Well, I niver did me any Ozarking meself, bein Canadjun an all, but I did me level best shovellling chicken shit outa Leo the Greek's 'guys chicken barn and kicking up heels with Kallia his daughter. (now don't be tellin Leo)
Lert me state, from the outset, that I believe in the concept of reincarntion. I have had enough experiences, where I meet somone but I know that i alredcy know that person. Eyes meet. I know these eyes. We know each other., Doestn't happe often, but it does happen. And I am not an airy=fairy fluffy thingking kinda guy. But I can't denounce experience.
You cam put otsa pretty faces everywhere, but the real faces are the faces you have never Z174K1Hseen.
Now I once had a class once a time upon, with Professer Noel Dick. He had French desires. None- the less I thought , cherishe the childrin ba, likkity it split ba, get yer gender ya yaya' baby haha. Profess deeply, Now hoppitty hop to the Barbery shop, likkitey split , ba.
Yeah he was a great Professor, I tihnk he is online after JOE BIDEN LEADER OF THE WESTERN WORLD.
Now some, a few, that is, were paralytic, but most were figuring sums, that is, what is the loss and what is the gain of creatin a flase pnaammdmdndemic. The numbers came out well, and Bob was yer uncle.
Now I once had a class once a time upon, with Professer Noel Dick. He had French desires. None- the less I thought , cherishe the childrin ba, likkity it split ba, get yer gender ya yaya' baby haha. Profess deeply, Now hoppitty hop to the Barbery shop, likkitey split , ba.
Yeah he was a great Professor, I tihnk he is online after JOE BIDEN LEADER OF THE WESTERN WORLD.
aiya, tianya, first we gots people dying from a fake pandemic which don.t and never existed then we gots people with empty bookshelves, is the apocallisp nigh. ( remember `apocololisp' means inability to sibililantly be sibiilant. I think I have evaddd the bots, but it took some frankincense.
Now don't get distressed Beijinger folk, just because Dancing requires addressing peduncular thoughts. Now this is Ped Uncle li yer, to which I suggest you quizzen Gio,
However I wish to stress the word peduncular, which has manifest, manifold and many meanings , whiche youe maye alle perusee, kindlye ande softleye. Ba! e
Well they erased a coupla my squibs, don't know why, don't really care, but I will see what sorta gibberish I can come up with tonight. Lets talk about cysts, particularly them of the sebacious variety. . Cysts and dancing., ba! Now if you do like dancing, which I particularly do, but usually in the washroom and skipping about upon my non-cyst infested feet, you may none-the-less be inquisitve about cyst like situations, I an I can write seven more paragrphs. usiing subjencitve verbs ( I missed the semi colon there.... sorry} Now `cyst' sounds phonetically not too dissimilar to Sis. So, speaking quickly, I may say I have a Sis on my heel, I am unable to waltz. Which would put my Sis at a loss, when, with bemusement and chagrin the elder ladies of the village looked nosewise down! Ba!Now, lets return to the main topic, which are cysts of the sebacious quality. I had a big moother funker growin on me neck, and I just sliced the mother - franker (razor blade use employed) opened and spilled the guts of it into the sink. I squished it open and squeezed it like Tom Daley. Did I say Tom Dooley? My mamaries keep playin tricks on me. So fattish I can now lick them. This ain't good. This has in no was diminished my dancing ability, and I look forward to conversing with dead parrots. Ba! (And buying Cheese) Ba!
In a former life in Gallia Cisalpina, Assyrian assassains took a razor to my betwinned sisses Cecellia and Cilia. Were it not for the big stones on Sisyphus all had ended dolefully. Meself was in those times a sissyfied suck-spittle before Sula succored my spirits.
Is "dolefully" used correctly there? My Finnish factotum Faas says when he was on Universal Basic Income back home in Hell's Sink-y his life was dole-ful. Every thirty days, regular as you wish your ol' lady was. But then Faas has had a varied life. Mebbe you heard of him. Faas Ediifelton.
Seriously man, we gotta set up a Monty Pythonisd gig. What elst ya gonna fdo withzx hyer lifsxkkskse, question mark.?? ba! Does anyone really beliive Jol;en11 Buydung runs the ,,,
The other day we dropped a list of some of the city's best dance schools, but what if you're looking for something more?(unquote)
If you're looking for "something more," read the story on Li Yifeng BEFORE you make a move. If you don't, trouble'll be on you like pox on a baloney-pony's pet monkey.
Aiya, I thought Gio was on my `Kwiky sexxy sex sex hotline' but now I am disabused. I have my shoulders slummped. My legs are crossed. Gissellee said she could be there quickly. I tap my toe.
BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Sat, 09/24/2022 - 12:22 Permalink
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BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Sat, 09/24/2022 - 11:33 Permalink
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BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Fri, 09/23/2022 - 23:47 Permalink
Re: Make it a Staycation: Hotel Packages & More for National...
Now, travelling about is something I have enjoyed, untill recenty, because of certain pohibitiions. Let me state, clearly and unequivocally, that is what is called the `pandemic' is a fraud from beginning to end, a fraud that is slowly fracturing, only which is happening because certain people like me, and many others, from the get go, perrceived its fraudulence.
to end.
BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Fri, 09/23/2022 - 23:20 Permalink
Re: Make it a Staycation: Hotel Packages & More for National...
Staycation, staycation?? Is this a neologism? I bin ttryna wrap my mind around it , Does it mean stay somewhere that you already are and do something different from what you normally do? And you give a name to it, and people pay money for this??? Gord only knows, somebody got rich offa pet rocks, And `The True Snot of Jeses'
BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Fri, 09/23/2022 - 19:36 Permalink
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BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Fri, 09/23/2022 - 18:39 Permalink
Re: New to Beijing (or Just Want to Expand Your Horizons)?...
Yeah, well Caff is a drug I use, and use alot, but only when I am off the baijiu, which usually takes about a week to really come off of. Then after the shakes, delusions, delliriums, hallucinations, dread depression, and cold sweats,; then you have a dandy old sleep, ... the magic sleep I call it, (which may entail horrendous nightmares and and tossings and turnings) and you wake up and you is almost normal. I will leave it up to the neuroligists in the Beijinger audience to fill us in. And suddenly I wish to drag on a fag, suck down some Nestles Instant cafe and lidkety splick Bob is your uncle. Ba!
So we must not disrepute either the consumption, nor aquisition of any substance, including chocolate, obtained by Nestle. Hoppity scotch, budddy. (Lets see if this one will fly)
(Look youse guys ,,,, The code was M H 2 f P z 6 ) How funking blatant do you have to be?
BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Fri, 09/23/2022 - 09:05 Permalink
Re: Dance Your Hearts Out at These Places in Beijing!
Thank you for writing all day long here. *good*
[/quote] Not all day at all. Takes about 20 minutes to get properly soused and collect my thoughts, then about ten minutes to write, depending on the profuseness, and rhetoricallness of my prose, and allusions that I refer to obliquely and a couple of etceteras. Not to mention the hiccups, and trips to the fridge to water down my baijiui. Ba.
WaqarOptimist Submitted by Guest on Fri, 09/23/2022 - 01:20 Permalink
Re: Dance Your Hearts Out at These Places in Beijing!
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Thank you for writing all day long here.
BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Fri, 09/23/2022 - 00:17 Permalink
Re: Dance Your Hearts Out at These Places in Beijing!
I'm sorry. Earlier, I read perpendicular. Most every family gots a ped uncle. And he ain't welcome at no dances. Mr. Spragg, my junior high science teacher, tried to tell us peduncle means one-flowered or some such. He wanted to take us on field trips to go see such. Personally I thought it was just another "grooming" ploy on his part. Which is a loathsome practice, unless it's carried on by Muslims imported to the U.K., in which case it's a crime to talk about with an air of disapproval.
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BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Thu, 09/22/2022 - 23:09 Permalink
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BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Thu, 09/22/2022 - 22:52 Permalink
Re: Empty Shelves, Long Lines as Wangfujing Foreign Bookstore...
Lert me state, from the outset, that I believe in the concept of reincarntion. I have had enough experiences, where I meet somone but I know that i alredcy know that person. Eyes meet. I know these eyes. We know each other., Doestn't happe often, but it does happen. And I am not an airy=fairy fluffy thingking kinda guy. But I can't denounce experience.
BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Thu, 09/22/2022 - 21:17 Permalink
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BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Thu, 09/22/2022 - 20:54 Permalink
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Now some, a few, that is, were paralytic, but most were figuring sums, that is, what is the loss and what is the gain of creatin a flase pnaammdmdndemic. The numbers came out well, and Bob was yer uncle.
BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Thu, 09/22/2022 - 20:37 Permalink
Re: Solar Terms 101: The Night Grows Longer, The Moon Shines...
The moon is past full. It is waning. I pay attention to th moon,mofo! don try an funk wi me.
BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Thu, 09/22/2022 - 18:39 Permalink
Re: Solar Terms 101: The Night Grows Longer, The Moon Shines...
Now I once had a class once a time upon, with Professer Noel Dick. He had French desires. None- the less I thought , cherishe the childrin ba, likkity it split ba, get yer gender ya yaya' baby haha. Profess deeply, Now hoppitty hop to the Barbery shop, likkitey split , ba.
Yeah he was a great Professor, I tihnk he is online after JOE BIDEN LEADER OF THE WESTERN WORLD.
BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Thu, 09/22/2022 - 18:06 Permalink
Re: Empty Shelves, Long Lines as Wangfujing Foreign Bookstore...
aiya, tianya, first we gots people dying from a fake pandemic which don.t and never existed then we gots people with empty bookshelves, is the apocallisp nigh. ( remember `apocololisp' means inability to sibililantly be sibiilant. I think I have evaddd the bots, but it took some frankincense.
BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Thu, 09/22/2022 - 14:39 Permalink
Re: Dance Your Hearts Out at These Places in Beijing!
Now don't get distressed Beijinger folk, just because Dancing requires addressing peduncular thoughts. Now this is Ped Uncle li yer, to which I suggest you quizzen Gio,
However I wish to stress the word peduncular, which has manifest, manifold and many meanings , whiche youe maye alle perusee, kindlye ande softleye. Ba! e
BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Thu, 09/22/2022 - 14:25 Permalink
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BauLuo Submitted by Guest on Wed, 09/21/2022 - 23:38 Permalink
Re: Dance Your Hearts Out at These Places in Beijing!
Aiya, I thought Gio was on my `Kwiky sexxy sex sex hotline' but now I am disabused. I have my shoulders slummped. My legs are crossed. Gissellee said she could be there quickly. I tap my toe.