Blinded by the Spice: Hot & Spicy Blind Boxes on Sale Now!

The Beijingers | Apr 30, 2021 3:25 pm | 1 comment | 376 reads

Is that a pepper in your eye or are you just overjoyed to see us? In any case, there’s no need to wipe those tears because you won’t need to see in order to enjoy what we’ve got for you – namely, Hot & Spicy Blind Boxes!

What the heck is a “Blind Box” anyhow? It’s a box full of surprises, and in this case, spicy surprises. Or as Forrest Gump would say, it’s like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get.

Every box will have a different combination of gifts all themed around what you spice heads love best: the chili pepper. We’ve sweetened (spiced) the pot a bit by guaranteeing every box will have certain items we consider “must-haves” – such as our limited edition, once-in-a-lifetime custom-blended mala Erguotou – and guaranteed to have a total combined retail value of RMB 400! Each box also comes with a ticket to the fest, so there's no need for blind box buyers to purchase early-bird tickets.

SCAN THE QR CODE BELOW TO SNAG YOUR BOX NOW

Boxes will arrive From May 10-14

These custom boxes were a royal pain in our asses to produce and thus we have only 200 total – and we ain't gonna make any more, for fear our entire events team is going to quit in protest. This is quite literally your only chance to get this once-in-a-lifetime combination of spicy goodies, so scan that code or live out the rest of your existence in regret.

In addition to one ticket to the 2021 Hot & Spicy Festival, each box comes with an array of gifts that will have your reaching, nae, wailing for a glass of water to save your burning lips. These gifts are guaranteed to include:

Collector’s edition Beijinger spicy mala erguotou

Limited edition Hot & Spicy Fest baseball hat

A package of 5 辣死我 (là sǐ wǒ Spiced-to-death) face mask

Special edition Hot & Spicy bandana

Jelly Belly "Flaming Five" jelly beans

Hot & Spicy Fest classic tin mug

PLUS, each box will include an array of surprise gifts that may include (but are not limited to!)

Sichuan Chili Oil from The Hutong
Texas Heat hot sauce from Home Plate
Vegan Chili Paste
Chili pepper toys, souvenirs and tchochkes
Discount Vouchers from Hot & Spicy Fest Vendors

Altogether, the contents of each box are valued at RMB 400. But you’ll pay a cool RMB 200! We’re no economists, but experts have informed us that these numbers make this a HOT DEAL!

So just where can you get your blind box? Why, the same place you can grab your pizza beanies, “Anti Social Social Distancing Club” hoodies, and “I am Giovanni Martini” T-Shirts – at the Beijinger shop!