Wasn't Coca-Cola invented by local epicures during the Song Dynasty, only for the recipe to be stolen by blue-eyed foreigners
FAKE NEWS! Everybody knows the recipe was stolen by GREEN-eyed foreign devils.
Wasn't Coca-Cola invented by local epicures during the Song Dynasty, only for the recipe to be stolen by blue-eyed foreigners who made good their escape in a helicopter (likewise stolen)? I'm sure a saw an article like that in Huffpo, or someplace.