Beijing Events of the Weekdays and Beyond, Jun 22-27

Your guide to this week's events.


Tuesday, Jun 22

XUAN Jazz Trio at The Bricks

As long as you don’t mind a late bedtime on a Tuesday night, then feel free to book a comfy seat at Bricks to enjoy the stylings of Zhao Meng on piano, Zhang Tianyi on Bass, and Chao Mingxuan on drums in their 8-part set. To book, call 15901396070 or 13910187389. Find the seating arrangement here. The Bricks. 9.30pm. RMB 200 per person.  

Wednesday, Jun 23

An introduction to Taoism

This full-day tour will introduce Taoist theory and discuss how it compares to Western philosophy. Interested parties can contact Michelle Gong via Phone (13366166844) or WeChat (ID: michelle13366166844). 9am-4pm, meeting at White Cloud Temple. RMB 380 per person.

A Midsummer’s Night Dream at Yue Space

No, it’s not Shakespeare. But if you like music you know you can bob your head to while waving your fluorescent bracelet, then Yue Space is the place to be on Wednesday night. Entrance is free for ladies who sport bikinis to the event – and why not, since it’s been so hot out lately! Yue Space. 8pm. RMB 80-120.

Thursday, Jun 24

Royal Garden Party

Enjoy all things British – from Pimms to Fish and Chips – at the residence of the British Ambassador. All you can eat barbecue and free-flow drinks are included. Staying busy, Stevie Mac and Mac Daddies will be providing the entertainment ahead of their headlining of the Date Night China Luau Party on Saturday. (Previous garden party pictured at top). British Ambassador’s Residence. RMB 500, Early-bird RMB 400. 5pm-9pm.

Women’s Soccer at Side Park

Skip the Gym and get fit on the field! Add WeChat ID jennyreddy to get involved. Side Park. 8pm-10pm. RMB 60.

Friday, Jun 25

Sip and paint at Tongli Market

Need to get those creative juices flowing? Nothing like a little special juice to help get things started at the easel. All materials and two drinks included. Tongli Market. 6pm-9pm. RMB 310.

S!LK Create The Future Vol.13 at Aurora

Have you checked out the new Aurora yet? If not, here’s your chance as S!ILK brings their anniversary tour warm up party to the club before they head out to celebrate their fifth birthday around the country.

Bob Dupont & The Outstanding Vegan Bankers

As part of the Fête de la Musique celebrations, Bob Dupont is bringing is multi-inspired rock band to Modernista. Modernista. 9pm.
 

Saturday, Jun 26

She Talks

Both men and women are welcome to attend this lecture series from Beijing women. Although the speakers will be giving talks in Chinese, the event is still a fine networking opportunity even if your Mandarin is shaky, with a chance to meet speakers and attendees at the afterparty. Learn more about the event and book tickets here. RMB 598 per person.

Piyesta Kultura at EAST

Dive into Filipino culture at this charity event that will benefit five students as they return to school. A Pinoy buffet, live music, Filipino products, and more will keep the party going. Register ahead of time. EAST BEIJING. 5:30pm. RMB 250.

Sunday, Jun 27

The Hutong Summer Fayre

The Fayre is back! It’s a lively assembly of Beijingers and an opportunity to meet the makers of the city – from bakers and brewers to makers of sustainable household products – as well as to mingle with friends new and old who will surely meet your acquaintance at the fayre. The Hutong. Free Entrance. 11am-4pm.

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Images courtesy of the organizers.

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Giovanni Martini wrote:
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BauLuo wrote:

Don't forget, that the snake that forgets to eat it's tale, shall forget to forget. (unquote)

That could either be an "alternative lifestyle" pick-up line at the Reach Around Lounge, or the secret password for the Hermetic Brotherhood of Ouroboros, which the uninitiate are forbidden to utter on pain of dea-----

Yes , pain of dearth. Dearth really sucks.

"...and as our hero Budleigh Bewright drives his dog team across the tundra, Slathering Kawklash has finished knotting the last naugahyde noose. Will Little Nell Twittertytz be subjected to a fate worse than dearth? Tune in next week for another appalling episode of 'Timberland Trauma'!" (actual radioscript from the 1930's)

Seriously, the only fate worse than dearth is being deplatformed. That of getting more than a dozen "unfollows" in an hour

Speaking of dearth, death, dire, disease etc, ya ever notice how many words with negative connotations begin with the letter `D' , death, dire, disease, distress, etc. and etc, And these are not solely words of latinate origin. Also how many words dealing with stasis begin with `st' stuck, stand, stiffle, stick strand stop, stare, etc and many etc. The `s' sibillance immediately followed by the dental plosive `t' evokes this idea of stasis. I think. There was an amazing book I read at the Vancouver Public Library many years ago dealing with these subjects. The main contention is that all language is in someway onomatopoetic, and in a manner of speaking grow out of the world as life forms. I fail to remember either its name or its author. I wish I could.

Onomatopoetic? Is that a hard language to learn to speak? As a deeply committed and compassioning SJW, it is my dream to work for the liberation of Onomatopoeia and its proud people. Wherever it is and no how many problems they've been socialized into denying they have. It's probably a lot like Wakananda, but with LBGT-friendly vegan restaurants and government-subsidized police stations we the woke can torch when whim dictates.

Onomatopoeticismnessism is is defined clearly as the desire to make funny sounds that sound like sounds that you hear. So if you hear a sound, like someones ' ead jus get chopped off, well then you makes a sound like that sound, an then it becomes a word! So someones 'ead gets chopped off, maybe you 'ears the sound `chlthunk' Well there ya go, bobs yer uncle, ya just have a new word and have contributed to the progress and development of the bleedin English languishment.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

Giovanni Martini wrote:
BauLuo wrote:
Giovanni Martini wrote:

BauLuo wrote:

Don't forget, that the snake that forgets to eat it's tale, shall forget to forget. (unquote)

That could either be an "alternative lifestyle" pick-up line at the Reach Around Lounge, or the secret password for the Hermetic Brotherhood of Ouroboros, which the uninitiate are forbidden to utter on pain of dea-----

Yes , pain of dearth. Dearth really sucks.

"...and as our hero Budleigh Bewright drives his dog team across the tundra, Slathering Kawklash has finished knotting the last naugahyde noose. Will Little Nell Twittertytz be subjected to a fate worse than dearth? Tune in next week for another appalling episode of 'Timberland Trauma'!" (actual radioscript from the 1930's)

Seriously, the only fate worse than dearth is being deplatformed. That of getting more than a dozen "unfollows" in an hour

Speaking of dearth, death, dire, disease etc, ya ever notice how many words with negative connotations begin with the letter `D' , death, dire, disease, distress, etc. and etc, And these are not solely words of latinate origin. Also how many words dealing with stasis begin with `st' stuck, stand, stiffle, stick strand stop, stare, etc and many etc. The `s' sibillance immediately followed by the dental plosive `t' evokes this idea of stasis. I think. There was an amazing book I read at the Vancouver Public Library many years ago dealing with these subjects. The main contention is that all language is in someway onomatopoetic, and in a manner of speaking grow out of the world as life forms. I fail to remember either its name or its author. I wish I could.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

Giovanni Martini wrote:
BauLuo wrote:
Giovanni Martini wrote:

BauLuo wrote:

Don't forget, that the snake that forgets to eat it's tale, shall forget to forget. (unquote)

That could either be an "alternative lifestyle" pick-up line at the Reach Around Lounge, or the secret password for the Hermetic Brotherhood of Ouroboros, which the uninitiate are forbidden to utter on pain of dea-----

Yes , pain of dearth. Dearth really sucks.

"...and as our hero Budleigh Bewright drives his dog team across the tundra, Slathering Kawklash has finished knotting the last naugahyde noose. Will Little Nell Twittertytz be subjected to a fate worse than dearth? Tune in next week for another appalling episode of 'Timberland Trauma'!" (actual radioscript from the 1930's)

Seriously, the only fate worse than dearth is being deplatformed. That of getting more than a dozen "unfollows" in an hour

(actual radioscript from the 1930's)

No, It was actually from the 2030's (which is strange even typing that) Everyone know Nell Twytertitz wasn't born until 2021.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

Giovanni Martini wrote:

BauLuo wrote:

Don't forget, that the snake that forgets to eat it's tale, shall forget to forget. (unquote)

That could either be an "alternative lifestyle" pick-up line at the Reach Around Lounge, or the secret password for the Hermetic Brotherhood of Ouroboros, which the uninitiate are forbidden to utter on pain of dea-----

Yes , pain of dearth. Dearth really sucks.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

WaqarOptimist wrote:
BauLuo wrote:

Don't forget, that the snake that forgets to eat it's tale, shall forget to forget.

quote `This full-day tour will introduce Taoist theory and discuss how it compares to Western philosophy. Interested parties can contact Michelle Gong via Phone (13366166844) or WeChat (ID: michelle13366166844). 9am-4pm, meeting at White Cloud Temple. RMB 380 per person. unquote.

The sneeze that can be sneezed is not the true sneeze. All fabrications cannot be unmade. Knock me over with a feather. Philosophy grows in the interstices of dream and horror. That's all ya need to know. Save yer 380 kuai.

Lol

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

BauLuo wrote:

quote `This full-day tour will introduce Taoist theory and discuss how it compares to Western philosophy. Interested parties can contact Michelle Gong via Phone (13366166844) or WeChat (ID: michelle13366166844). 9am-4pm, meeting at White Cloud Temple. RMB 380 per person.  unquote.

The sneeze that can be sneezed is not the true sneeze.  All fabrications cannot be unmade. Knock me over with a feather. Philosophy grows in the interstices of dream and horror.   That's all ya need to know.  Save yer 380 kuai. 

Lol

~~“Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.” ~~.

quote `This full-day tour will introduce Taoist theory and discuss how it compares to Western philosophy. Interested parties can contact Michelle Gong via Phone (13366166844) or WeChat (ID: michelle13366166844). 9am-4pm, meeting at White Cloud Temple. RMB 380 per person. unquote.

The sneeze that can be sneezed is not the true sneeze. All fabrications cannot be unmade. Knock me over with a feather. Philosophy grows in the interstices of dream and horror. That's all ya need to know. Save yer 380 kuai.

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

Giovanni Martini wrote:

"Enjoy all things British – from Pimms to Fish and Chips – at the residence of the British Ambassador. "(unquote)

Let me guess: the ambassador is out of town this week, globalizing with assorted eminences grises. So his teenage son decides PAAAAAARTY!!! Why it's enough to bring even a moping Markle out of a selbstmoerding tailspin, I'll wager.

Will there be any rum, thought of me, and/or the eyelash?

I am Doktor Aethelwise Snapdragoon.

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