My idea of charity is to slip a big red into the pocket of some indigent, whilst he is asleep on sidewalk, or under a bridge. I don't want nobody, including him (rarely her) to know nothin about it. It ain't tax dectuctible, and I don't wants no pictures. I don't wanna attend any Galas. And I forget it as soon as it is done. As the good Lord sayeth, ` do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing. This edict may also have beneficial masturbatory effects, but I wouldn't know about that.
Enter the Codex Mysterium, from above and below.
Besides from the codex you enter, there is the little box what says "Message" below one's photo. Better send yourself one and let yourself know how you're doing. You've been worried.
Of course, if you write that, "better send your Self a message and let You know you you're doing," you just became a Theosophist. That fact (plus 50 kuai) will get you an espresso-based, carmel infused, cold-dripshit, Frutti-fapacino in any Starbucks in China.
Sophie thought she sought a sophist that thought he sought a Theosophist. Sophie, the Theosophist, thought softly, then stood disabused. Tears streamed down like the dew on Mount Hermon. Poor Sophie.
My idea of charity is to slip a big red into the pocket of some indigent, whilst he is asleep on sidewalk, or under a bridge. I don't want nobody, including him (rarely her) to know nothin about it. It ain't tax dectuctible, and I don't wants no pictures. I don't wanna attend any Galas. And I forget it as soon as it is done. As the good Lord sayeth, ` do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing. This edict may also have beneficial masturbatory effects, but I wouldn't know about that.
Don't be so ea silly off-put, sometimes you find worthwhile things in strange places. I agree, the millieu that grew up around his ideas are off-putting. But that is the millieu, not the ideas.
On another topic, it is said that Tolstoy, after freeing his serfs, regularly laboured with them, early morning until noon. Digging ditches, hoeing the potatoes and peas, and etc. Then he sallied home, ate a bowl of borscht, drank a glassl of vodka, had a nap, and spent the rest of his day in intellectual pursuits. Can anyone say `paradise'?
Enter the cod above: I have never entered a cod, and likely never will, except in extremus distressus.
Thorsten Hadur said it, not me. In his magnum opus, "Froth and Leering in Las Cruces." I ain't no literary critic. Just a humble plagiarist what sometimes gets pricked by his conscience. I'm too ignorant to deride Derrida, and so fastidious that Elizabeth Grosz'es me out, just like Edward Said and HE is still on Deleuze.
[/quote] Adorno, but when I wear my Lyotards, usually I am Just Gaming.
Enter the code scriven on yer big toenail by an Indian sufi. (Left big toenail, to be precise)
Proving themselves to be an unstoppable force, Jing-A recently opened up another new branch, making it their ninth branch in the capital. (UNQUOTE)
Careful with the jinxing-type language. All it takes is a public sneezing fit sometime in November and the vast land's businesses will slam shut tighter than a pit-bull on a raw porterhouse. Zero positive-tests (a.k.a., "cases") is more important than anyyone's and everyone's livelihood.
how do you get a howling desert aglow at night Thorsten? Incendiary bombs? moonlight? Cat Stevens had a cool song about that, ... ` Hoppin and skippin on a moonshadow, moonshadow, moonshadow.. ' I have in fact hopped and skipped on a moonshadow.
enter the code behind and up on the ceiling* bob
Thorsten Hadur said it, not me. In his magnum opus, "Froth and Leering in Las Cruces." I ain't no literary critic. Just a humble plagiarist what sometimes gets pricked by his conscience. I'm too ignorant to deride Derrida, and so fastidious that Elizabeth Grosz'es me out, just like Edward Said and HE is still on Deleuze.
Personally, I think Derrida has been unjustly derided. What has morphed out of his `post-modernism' has turned into a monster, not of his making. If you read his early essays, in eg. ` Reading and Difference' you will find clear, lucid, rational thought and argumentation. As you will find, actually in of all of his work. What has been done with a mis-appropriation of these ideas, ain't his fault, I figure. Difference and Repitition, goes back to the same old Platonic issue of the `one and the many'. Nowadays, this stuff just gives me a snore. I've figured it all out, don't care anymore, though I could probably make a career expostulating on in it five ways from Tuesday. The answer is to raise chickens (maybe a goat) in Hebei, and grow some vegetables. Lotsa vegetables, actually. Lotsa garlic, it will save your soul .
enter the pumpkin above: Tom Jones has smelly feet.
Proving themselves to be an unstoppable force, Jing-A recently opened up another new branch, making it their ninth branch in the capital. (UNQUOTE)
Careful with the jinxing-type language. All it takes is a public sneezing fit sometime in November and the vast land's businesses will slam shut tighter than a pit-bull on a raw porterhouse. Zero positive-tests (a.k.a., "cases") is more important than anyyone's and everyone's livelihood.
how do you get a howling desert aglow at night Thorsten? Incendiary bombs? moonlight? Cat Stevens had a cool song about that, ... ` Hoppin and skippin on a moonshadow, moonshadow, moonshadow.. ' I have in fact hopped and skipped on a moonshadow.
Did you know that there are 17 million vision imparied people in China?(unquote)
Do you mean blind or they just need glasses? "Blind" is a perfectly useful word. Cruel? So is circumstance and railing against it avails little. (By the by, without glasses, I am legally blind in one eye.)
Withought the functioning part of my brian, I am legally braindead. So what? That 's why they invented eyeglasses, buddy! I can't hear out of three/quarters of my elbow, and my crotch smells like fermented goats milk, unless I wash it religously, and take the swab. There are greater problems.
Enter the code above* T'was brillig and a slithy tove came to rest gently on my lip sickles.
Withought the functioning part of my brian, I am legally braindead. So what? (unquote)
My rather obvious point was that 1) I know what eye problems are like; 2) I still say there is no need to go namby-pamby and jettison perfectly useful words like blind. If folk be offended, well that's just the breaks innit? Buddha or some such wise git said that words is words; the offense is sumpin' added by the listener. There. My point put into plainer English. Sorry, I ain't got time to swab your throat so's you don't choke to death on your own spit, too.
Yea I mostly agree. make of it what you will, but the simple, descriptive and accurate Anglo- Saxon words like : stupid, dumb, blind, shit, fuck, black, white, deaf, lame, and a thousand etceteras, have been supplanted by a pseudo scientific language, primarilly latinate, but other things too. How this came about I don't venture to think about in this post. Tho' I do venture to think about. Enter the code above* Me and Malcolm Lowry had a beer with Ezra Pound. :
Did you know that there are 17 million vision imparied people in China?(unquote)
Do you mean blind or they just need glasses? "Blind" is a perfectly useful word. Cruel? So is circumstance and railing against it avails little. (By the by, without glasses, I am legally blind in one eye.)
Did you know that there are 17 million vision imparied people in China?(unquote)
Do you mean blind or they just need glasses? "Blind" is a perfectly useful word. Cruel? So is circumstance and railing against it avails little. (By the by, without glasses, I am legally blind in one eye.)
Withought the functioning part of my brian, I am legally braindead. So what? That 's why they invented eyeglasses, buddy! I can't hear out of three/quarters of my elbow, and my crotch smells like fermented goats milk, unless I wash it religously, and take the swab. There are greater problems.
Enter the code above* T'was brillig and a slithy tove came to rest gently on my lip sickles.
You gots to remember whom you're dealing with here. My neighbors treat mosquito bites with the same level of concern as a Bosniak yokel treats a pistol bullet wound.
[/quote] I have read in the scientific literature that certain pistol bullet wound can be infected with the Coronka virus germinature. They better do themselves a swab test, lickety split, ba !
In this case, I was told to do sumpin based on where my wife's phone was. From which the skilled information scientist can infer that the official algorithms are really controlling and bitchy.
As for entering the code, hell I cracked it! "5TFU1QD" actually means, "It is indispensible to replace considerations of honor with mathematical calculations of profit."
It's all just one big phone. If you own one you are part of the phone.
So we threw a pandemic, and nobody came out to die. (my comedic input for the day) Zero deaths from the dreaded virus recorded May 26- September 26 ; what funking kinda pandemic is that?
enter the code above KJ51EG1
Time for the New Great Leap Forward? If the world learned any lesson from COVID it is that a modest case of the flu with a funny name is like the KGB on steroids when it comes to monitoring and herding people. Hell, the other day my wife drove alone from Hebei to Beijing and I (!) got a phone message telling me I need a nucleic acid test within 72 hours of arrival in the capital. Apparently families are cross-referenced.
It has to do with smartphones. Believe me, people no longer own phones, phones own people.
Enter the code below or above; as above so below, after all. * 5TFU1QD
So we threw a pandemic, and nobody came out to die. (my comedic input for the day) Zero deaths from the dreaded virus recorded May 26- September 26 ; what funking kinda pandemic is that?
enter the code above KJ51EG1
Time for the New Great Leap Forward? If the world learned any lesson from COVID it is that a modest case of the flu with a funny name is like the KGB on steroids when it comes to monitoring and herding people. Hell, the other day my wife drove alone from Hebei to Beijing and I (!) got a phone message telling me I need a nucleic acid test within 72 hours of arrival in the capital. Apparently families are cross-referenced.
It's called the `Biosecurity State' and it's been in the works for awhile. You can check out `Corbett Report' for the details.
So we threw a pandemic, and nobody came out to die. (my comedic input for the day) Zero deaths from the dreaded virus recorded May 26- September 26 ; what funking kinda pandemic is that?
enter the code above KJ51EG1
Time for the New Great Leap Forward? If the world learned any lesson from COVID it is that a modest case of the flu with a funny name is like the KGB on steroids when it comes to monitoring and herding people. Hell, the other day my wife drove alone from Hebei to Beijing and I (!) got a phone message telling me I need a nucleic acid test within 72 hours of arrival in the capital. Apparently families are cross-referenced.
ha! I went to Zhenjiang, to see a woman I love, 40 minutes on the gaotie, to a hotel that I had previously booked and paid for, got there about 7:30 pm, after being up since 5 am, very busy all day. Get to hotel. Tired and bedraggled. First the hotel says that they are not allowed to admit foreigners, then I argue and bitch, and then I bitch and argue, I've already paid, and no one contacted me that this was your policy, and they lied and said that they phoned me and I showed 'em my phone, and nobody had called me and etc. Finally I say that if they won't admit me I am gonna go lie on the sidewalk out front of their hotel and sleep there. That finally got me some service and some big muckety muck talk to me on the phone, said that I could stay there, but I had to get 3 NA tests in the next 3 days. I said I got an NA test last night and here is the result (which I showed on phone) I've been on the train for 40 minutes. `Doesn't matter, you are from a different province.' So I eventually agreed, they let me stay the night ( I had booked ten nights) but after that had to show I had done my NA test if I wanted to continue staying there. So religiously (it is sorta religious ain't it? Sorta like the eucharist in reverse) I went down to the NA shop, got me tongue licked, which, while I do like licking of tongues, I prefer it to be with a hot sexy babe. I get a call from front desk first night after ` Did you get your NA test today? ' Yes indeedy I say, sent her proof of such. After that they didn't bother me.
Hahahaha, that ain't quite what I consider camping. When I go camping I haul ass 6 miles through the bush, over hill and under dale, and through the swamp, with a 60 pound backpack with all my gear. Shoot a rabbit, skin it, gut it, and roast it on a roaring fire. That's camping.
So we threw a pandemic, and nobody came out to die. (my comedic input for the day) Zero deaths from the dreaded virus recorded May 26- September 26 ; what funking kinda pandemic is that?
Now here's a coupla things, not related to the article, but maybe what Mr. Zues can fill me in on.
So one cold winter day, I cooked up a big bowl of mung bean soup. That is 绿豆。 Girlfriend freaks out..... `are you crazy ... 不能做绿豆汤在冬天 !!! She absolutely refused to eat any of it, wouldn't even taste a spoonful. Another things is socks in the washing machine. I just throw everything in, add some juice, turn it on. Jieshule. No, no, no says girlfriend, must not wash socks this way!!
Zues, fill me in!
And another thing. All 17,322 of my Chinese girlfriends, when they help me do the washing up of dishes, refuse to put the dishes, bowls, spoons upside down. Look it is simple. Ya put the bowls upside down on a bit of fabric, the water remaining from washing/rinsing drains out, and everything is dry in an hour. You put bowls upside up, and the next day ya still got a bowl with residual washing water sitting in yer bowl. I am not a rocket scientist.
However, I have learned. Don't funk with a woman cooking in yer kitchen, and don't funk with a woman mopping yer floor. Or doing your laundry. Just shut up and go read some Wittgenstein.
Field-Marshall Peter Khristanovich Wittgenstein what fought Napoleon from Austerlitz to Leipzig? He wrote books, too? Cool.
The Wittgensteins were quite the family at a certain time. Something ill was afoot however. Three of Ludwig's elder brothers committed suicide. Something evil this way comes.
[quote=BauL certainly, peduncle may have a botanicill meaning, in fact it does. nindtegeaee amakndfjajfd . //whecggd which are musimillfkajdfj more fragant
we really have to get a Monty Python show goin hear?
Now don't get distressed Beijinger folk, just because Dancing requires addressing peduncular thoughts. Now this is Ped Uncle li yer, to which I suggest you quizzen Gio,
However I wish to stress the word peduncular, which has manifest, manifold and many meanings , whiche youe maye alle perusee, kindlye ande softleye. Ba! e
I'm sorry. Earlier, I read perpendicular. Most every family gots a ped uncle. And he ain't welcome at no dances. Mr. Spragg, my junior high science teacher, tried to tell us peduncle means one-flowered or some such. He wanted to take us on field trips to go see such. Personally I thought it was just another "grooming" ploy on his part. Which is a loathsome practice, unless it's carried on by Muslims imported to the U.K., in which case it's a crime to talk about with an air of disapproval.
Thank you for writing all day long here. *good*
So when the Beijingmener gonna start spoolin out me some cashola, eh? Gimme some greenbacks, y'know? Ya need editors? Buddy, I can editor like aint't nobody editored before. Ya, want yer phrasal verbs all correct? Lickity split and hoppity hop I can get 'em done. Also, I can usually enter the code above on the first attempt. (I said usually)
Buddy, I meant that you have a lot of stamina and have a lot of material to write. Apologies if I sounded opposite.
[/quote] No problems. No offense was intended, nor was any received. I don't receive offense, mainly cuz I don't care what nobody , think of me.(except fer the girl i ma trynin corrall into bed with me. Sorry, keypad has gone all wonky. Diogenes, ish, if you will. Just stay outa my sunlight, and by the way, where's my funking bathtub? Enter the code above.
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My idea of charity is to slip a big red into the pocket of some indigent, whilst he is asleep on sidewalk, or under a bridge. I don't want nobody, including him (rarely her) to know nothin about it. It ain't tax dectuctible, and I don't wants no pictures. I don't wanna attend any Galas. And I forget it as soon as it is done. As the good Lord sayeth, ` do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing. This edict may also have beneficial masturbatory effects, but I wouldn't know about that.
Enter the Codex Mysterium, from above and below.
Re: New Burger and More at Jing-A’s Newest Hopson One Location
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Don't be so ea silly off-put, sometimes you find worthwhile things in strange places. I agree, the millieu that grew up around his ideas are off-putting. But that is the millieu, not the ideas.
On another topic, it is said that Tolstoy, after freeing his serfs, regularly laboured with them, early morning until noon. Digging ditches, hoeing the potatoes and peas, and etc. Then he sallied home, ate a bowl of borscht, drank a glassl of vodka, had a nap, and spent the rest of his day in intellectual pursuits. Can anyone say `paradise'?
Enter the cod above: I have never entered a cod, and likely never will, except in extremus distressus.
Re: New Burger and More at Jing-A’s Newest Hopson One Location
Thorsten Hadur said it, not me. In his magnum opus, "Froth and Leering in Las Cruces." I ain't no literary critic. Just a humble plagiarist what sometimes gets pricked by his conscience. I'm too ignorant to deride Derrida, and so fastidious that Elizabeth Grosz'es me out, just like Edward Said and HE is still on Deleuze.
[/quote] Adorno, but when I wear my Lyotards, usually I am Just Gaming.
Enter the code scriven on yer big toenail by an Indian sufi. (Left big toenail, to be precise)
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enter the pumpkin above: Tom Jones has smelly feet.
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enter the code behind and up on the ceiling* bob
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Enter the code above* Me and Malcolm Lowry had a beer with Ezra Pound.
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Enter the code above* T'was brillig and a slithy tove came to rest gently on my lip sickles.
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You gots to remember whom you're dealing with here. My neighbors treat mosquito bites with the same level of concern as a Bosniak yokel treats a pistol bullet wound.
[/quote] I have read in the scientific literature that certain pistol bullet wound can be infected with the Coronka virus germinature. They better do themselves a swab test, lickety split, ba !
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Hahahaha, that ain't quite what I consider camping. When I go camping I haul ass 6 miles through the bush, over hill and under dale, and through the swamp, with a 60 pound backpack with all my gear. Shoot a rabbit, skin it, gut it, and roast it on a roaring fire. That's camping.
Enter the code above DW2MGK8
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So we threw a pandemic, and nobody came out to die. (my comedic input for the day) Zero deaths from the dreaded virus recorded May 26- September 26 ; what funking kinda pandemic is that?
enter the code above KJ51EG1
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5A8AVPA , there, only took two tries.
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Buddy, I meant that you have a lot of stamina and have a lot of material to write. Apologies if I sounded opposite.
[/quote] No problems. No offense was intended, nor was any received. I don't receive offense, mainly cuz I don't care what nobody , think of me.(except fer the girl i ma trynin corrall into bed with me. Sorry, keypad has gone all wonky. Diogenes, ish, if you will. Just stay outa my sunlight, and by the way, where's my funking bathtub? Enter the code above.