Gio wrote,
`neither illumination nor lubrication'
Fcuking basrad has spie cam in me bedroom, ba! Bobs yer aunt! ba¬
Make it a Staycation: Hotel Packages & More for National Day Holiday
The National Day holiday is right around the corner, and one way to treat yourself if you're not traveling outside Beijing is with a nice hotel staycation.
A number of hotels around the capital have special deals for the holiday, from one-night stay packages with activities and add-ons to special flash sales on rooms and more. Read on to see what’s in store for the holiday.
Family Staycation Deals at Hotel Kempinski Beijing
Kempinski, situated along the Liangma River in Chaoyang District, has two deals for the holiday: their National Day Kids Club Package, available from Sep 30-Oct 1, and their Double Ninth Festival Family Fun Package.
The Kids Club Package includes a one-night stay in a deluxe room, executive deluxe room or salon suite, access to the National Day buffet brunch at the hotel’s Signature’s restaurant for two adults and one child under 12, and a full day of family-friendly indoor and outdoor activities.
The Double Ninth Package includes the same deal as the Kids Package but with even more Double Ninth-themed activities like Chinese fan making, Chinese cooking classes, and Qigong health exercises for the whole family.
Pricing: RMB 1,688-2,888 depending on room type
Reservations: Scan the QR in the posters
Where: Kempinski Hotel Beijing Lufthansa Center
EAST Beijing Staycation & Family Packages
Guests can enjoy a two-night stay in one of EAST Beijing’s sunny rooms, with slots available in their EAST Room as well as in their highest available accomodation, the Upstairs EAST Studio Room. Wake up with the sun and head down to FEAST to enjoy breakfast for two -- and a little extra, with an additional RMB 500 dining credit per stay.
Families can check out the hotel’s special Family Package, which includes a stay in one of EAST’s fantastic kid-friendly rooms, complete with a fun tent, shampoo, bathrobe and slippers made just for children, plus the option to add another bed for a suite stay. Families can also enjoy a special semi-buffet Surf & Turf dinner at FEAST for two adults and one child aged 12 or under.
Pricing: RMB 2,300-4,800/two-nights (depending on room type); Starting at RMB 2,299 (for Family Package)
Reservations: 010-84260888
Where: Hotel EAST Beijing
Yoga Spirit's Nama'staycation Yoga Retreat
Join Yoga Spirit from Oct 5-6 for a staycation of a different variety with this yoga retreat. Guests will head to the Great Wall and Gubei Watertown for one night and two days filled with yoga, meditation, hiking, ecstatic dance and more.
Pricing: RMB 800/per person (includes double room accomodation, breakfast, Great Wall entrance ticket, +RMB 150 for single room)
Additional costs: RMB 40-50 for lunch and dinner at hotel, RMB 140 for Gubei Watertown ticket
Reservations: Add WeChat in QR code in poster for questions and bookings
Where: Great Wall and Gubei Watertown
Staycation Above the Clouds at China World Summit Wing
Spend the National Holiday in style at China World Summit Wing, Beijing's highest hotel, situated 330 meters above the China World Shopping Mall and the rest of the CBD. The hotel's Staycation Above the Clouds Package includes two breakfasts at their Michelin Plate honoree restaurant Grill 79, two complimentary cocktails, and dinner for two at a select restaurant or a select spa treatment. The package also includes free parking.
For families, there's also the Kids' Friendly Package, which includes Adventure Zone parking, a complimentary tent and plush toys for children. Conveniently, the hotel is also only 30 minutes away from Universal Studios Beijing.
What's more, guests who choose to stay in a suite room can enjoy a complimentary ride in a McLaren supercar.
Pricing: Starting at RMB 2,288/per night
Reservations: 010-65052299
Where: China World Summit Wing
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Images: Taylor Beach (via Unsplash), courtesy of the hotels, groups
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So boss asks me if Im Crstitn and thuse want Chistmas off., upspoke me, no, I am Taoist, thus I want every day off, It may not jibe.Kids club, yeah me dad 'ad onna them out behind the barn. Any kids I don't know hereabouts, ya get to be enjoinded wi the club. So Dear old usta say. ( i think iif fuched the boots)The Kids Club Package includes ...(unquote)
Kids' CLUB? That's pretty medieval. Usually I just use a backhand across the mouth. Settles 'em right down.
If 新华 got hold of this, think of the scandalous headline they could garble it into: "Lao Wai Secret Society Clubs Kids During Holiday Staycations." Revamp the wording a bit and Western wire services would pay bo-coo bucks for a story about whupping li'l Uighur kids as a sick Sino-sport. Beating the halal outta 'em, as it were. "Russian Forces in Full Retreat As Absentee Putin Wields Kids' Club in Sicko Far-East Staycation."
He'll smek you upside the head with that there Uncarved Block the Daoists keep ready. You know the Block, right? The one the builders rejected for the Temple, so Jesus sold it for the Pearl of Great Price and the Free-Will, Full-Immersion, Serpent-Sifting Anabaptists use it for a stumbling block for the virgins who forgot the lamp oil and have to pantomime the parable with neiher illumination nor lubrication.
Well I did say something above, about the Uncarved Block, but it got deleted, or a least, not installed. Werd musta come frome some wear, shut this moofo hup. None the less, the concept of the uncarved block is that there is an intrin sick nature, that needs to be discovered, as apposed to created. But I must say, I have been whacked with a coupla uncraved blockes, I messed up the blocks, but didn't do nuthin to me head, as I reached down and snatched the pearl of the stone rejected rattler snake, ba!
Re: Make it a Staycation: Hotel Packages & More for National...
Well of course I know that uncarved block stuff,whatcha tniiink I is an idjiot? Ba? None-the less, determing what a thing essentially is requires more than the inspection by a thing that is not that thing. You can check with Heidigger.So boss asks me if Im Crstitn and thuse want Chistmas off., upspoke me, no, I am Taoist, thus I want every day off, It may not jibe.Kids club, yeah me dad 'ad onna them out behind the barn. Any kids I don't know hereabouts, ya get to be enjoinded wi the club. So Dear old usta say. ( i think iif fuched the boots)The Kids Club Package includes ...(unquote)
Kids' CLUB? That's pretty medieval. Usually I just use a backhand across the mouth. Settles 'em right down.
If 新华 got hold of this, think of the scandalous headline they could garble it into: "Lao Wai Secret Society Clubs Kids During Holiday Staycations." Revamp the wording a bit and Western wire services would pay bo-coo bucks for a story about whupping li'l Uighur kids as a sick Sino-sport. Beating the halal outta 'em, as it were. "Russian Forces in Full Retreat As Absentee Putin Wields Kids' Club in Sicko Far-East Staycation."
He'll smek you upside the head with that there Uncarved Block the Daoists keep ready. You know the Block, right? The one the builders rejected for the Temple, so Jesus sold it for the Pearl of Great Price and the Free-Will, Full-Immersion, Serpent-Sifting Anabaptists use it for a stumbling block for the virgins who forgot the lamp oil and have to pantomime the parable with neiher illumination nor lubrication.
Re: Make it a Staycation: Hotel Packages & More for National...
And the other woman, and the other woman, and etc, A dear woman, I shoulnda dumped, cuz she had cropland up in Gansu, told me clearly (not though Baidu translate) `if there is sex, there is gonna be money' Now you can mince that five ways from Tuesday, iffin ya wanna.Staycation, staycation?? Is this a neologism? I bin ttryna wrap my mind around it , Does it mean stay somewhere that you already are and do something different from what you normally do? And you give a name to it, and people pay money for this??? Gord only knows, somebody got rich offa pet rocks, And `The True Snot of Jeses'
I think the idea is you stay in a hotel in the same town you live. Sort of like sneaking around having an affair, only you're alone. Negative cash flow WITHOUT the other woman. Call it a lean and agile approach to sinnin' Wankin' alone in a 4-star hotel and the wife thinks you're in Shenzhen "on business."
Re: Make it a Staycation: Hotel Packages & More for National...
So boss asks me if Im Crstitn and thuse want Chistmas off., upspoke me, no, I am Taoist, thus I want every day off, It may not jibe.Kids club, yeah me dad 'ad onna them out behind the barn. Any kids I don't know hereabouts, ya get to be enjoinded wi the club. So Dear old usta say. ( i think iif fuched the boots)The Kids Club Package includes ...(unquote)
Kids' CLUB? That's pretty medieval. Usually I just use a backhand across the mouth. Settles 'em right down.
If 新华 got hold of this, think of the scandalous headline they could garble it into: "Lao Wai Secret Society Clubs Kids During Holiday Staycations." Revamp the wording a bit and Western wire services would pay bo-coo bucks for a story about whupping li'l Uighur kids as a sick Sino-sport. Beating the halal outta 'em, as it were. "Russian Forces in Full Retreat As Absentee Putin Wields Kids' Club in Sicko Far-East Staycation."
Re: Make it a Staycation: Hotel Packages & More for National...
Now, travelling about is something I have enjoyed, untill recenty, because of certain pohibitiions. Let me state, clearly and unequivocally, that is what is called the `pandemic' is a fraud from beginning to end, a fraud that is slowly fracturing, only which is happening because certain people like me, and many others, from the get go, perrceived its fraudulence.
to end.
Re: Make it a Staycation: Hotel Packages & More for National...
Staycation, staycation?? Is this a neologism? I bin ttryna wrap my mind around it , Does it mean stay somewhere that you already are and do something different from what you normally do? And you give a name to it, and people pay money for this??? Gord only knows, somebody got rich offa pet rocks, And `The True Snot of Jeses'
Re: Make it a Staycation: Hotel Packages & More for National...
Kids club, yeah me dad 'ad onna them out behind the barn. Any kids I don't know hereabouts, ya get to be enjoinded wi the club. So Dear old usta say. ( i think iif fuched the boots)The Kids Club Package includes ...(unquote)
Kids' CLUB? That's pretty medieval. Usually I just use a backhand across the mouth. Settles 'em right down.