"Rhetorical overload is stressing the seals."
As if they don't have enough to worry about, with people clubbing their babies and all.
Give the pipeline a well-deserved rest. Instead say "springing up like toadstools after Great Rain God Tlaloc bursts his bladder over the parched plain."
Didn't pin you for a pipeline protester. Catch you at the Canadian border.
Canuck pipelines is ok. It's the TBJ one I'm fretting about. Rhetorical overload is stressing the seals.