Classified of the Week: Seeking Socrates

Beijing's diversity and Internet anonymity make for strange bedfellows. Nowhere is this more true than in our website's Classified Ads section. We've seen it all – and then some. And that doesn't even cover the ads we must disapprove because they just aren't fit for a good, clean, wholesome website like ours. So each week, we're shining a spotlight on one of the current live ads.

This week, where do we start? We can't decide whether we're more tickled by the casting call for plump, strong women or for the founder of "the Pudism."

If you'd like to nominate a specific classified ad, feel free to leave a link in the comments.