Stay Humorous in Spite of Covid with These Beijinger T-Shirts

It’s often been said that laughter is the best medicine, and that’s just as true in these crazy times we find ourselves in.

Thankfully, you can poke a bit of fun at Covid courtesy of some fancy merch from us here at the Beijinger.

I’m All Clear T-Shirt

Want to show you’ve got a green Journey Card but can’t be bothered to take your phone out and show it? With this shirt on, you can at least try to breeze past your next health kit or journey card check – and if you don’t get through, you’ll at least look good attempting to.

Available colors: Green or White
Price: RMB 69

Keep Your Distance T-Shirt

Wear this next time you’re in line for a Covid test to make sure those around you get the message – one meter apart at all times no ifs, ands or buts.

Available colors: Black
Price: RMB 75

Straight Outta Quarantine T-Shirt

This one is good for letting everyone know where you’ve just come from, be it seven days, 14 days or – let’s hope not – longer.

Available colors: Black and White
Price: RMB 69

Anti-Social Social Distancing Club T-Shirt

Our own play on the popular Anti-Social Social Club brand -- or knockoff -- shirts that've been circulating around China for years (some FOMO trends never die), which in a way plays with the absurdity of social distancing.

Available colors: Black and White
Price: RMB 69

Just Mask It T-Shirt

The Nike slogan reimagined – with one of those cheap pitta masks replacing the swoosh.

Available colors: Black and White
Price: RMB 69

Quarantine & Chill T-Shirt

Quarantine sucks, but wouldn’t it be so much nicer to get stuck in quarantine with a… close friend?

Available colors: Black or White
Price: RMB 69

Find all these and more via our official Weidian store by scanning the QR code below.

Bonus: All the shirts you see here are RMB 10 less than the original listed price on our Weidian. This promo lasts until midnight May 31, so grab yours today!

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Images: the Beijingers