Oh golly gee! How can I be a brand loyalist? Pledge the Apple? Tatto Steve Jobs face on my butt? Kill my parents? Because brand loyalty is all we got left since God died along with the day music did. Puh-leeze, how does one demonstrate brand loyalty?! Make hajj to the nearest outlet? What is the occult secret that gets me in the club?
Hajj is not made, it's perfomed.