Whoa, you left out fusion coffee! Now, you might well be asking what's fusion coffee. As well you might. Fusion coffee is buying a cheap-a** cup of McDonald's and taking it to Starbucks in order to use the more comfortable setting. The only thing that's lacking? The sweet strains of overhearing the staff getting drilled on sensitivity training to accomodate lao wais. Still, it's as close to the "perfect cuppa" that my pretentious, self-involved little self is going to get this side of the Sacher Cafe in Vienna.
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