Sikaote's picture Sikaote Submitted by Guest on Tue, 07/14/2020 - 07:24

When approached by the Beijinger, staff at the current store had apparently – as is very befitting of Apple – been sworn to secrecy regarding when the new store would open,

Sad that there are people who anticipate the opening of a shop of any kind. Covid should finish the job. Or maybe that coment will make a return trip.

Mosking

Sikaote's picture Sikaote Submitted by Guest on Tue, 07/14/2020 - 07:20

Giovanni Martini]</p> <p>[quote=Guest wrote:
Well this is a fashion festival and it is obvious we want to look adorable and cool. We have to understand that different people have different taste and every one has right to wear what they want. It is music festival and every one will surely want to look different. I have seen many people wearing boardshorts in which they look nice. Every one has different knowledge of dress up and I like the above pictures where people are looking cool. There is a great link between music and fashion it is just that how an individual represent him/herself in that particular look.[/quote/}

In th future, you WILL carry a rhodedendron with you everywhere you go, got that?!? Why? Because you WASTE OXYGEN!!! You tongue-slew all them innocent syllables, instead of simply saying, "Whatever?" Now ain't your sorry butt awash in blood guilt?

Certain millenials on the TBJ staff don't want you to comment on years-old articles. FYI.

Crazy

Sikaote's picture Sikaote Submitted by Guest on Tue, 07/14/2020 - 07:19

Giovanni Martini wrote:
zulfuyuksel wrote:

its good you got the mouth swap, in China Japan hospital they offer nose swaps only ! OUCH ...... really hurts by the way

Hurts compared to what? Bee sting? Gunshot? Childbirth? I mean, half my neighbors labor under the learned illusion a mosquito bite is "painful."

I had the nasal probe done and it was not painful by any stretch.

Wacko

WaqarOptimist's picture WaqarOptimist Submitted by Guest on Sat, 07/11/2020 - 18:16

Giovanni Martini wrote:

WaqarOptimist wrote:

Giovanni Martini wrote:

"... a trend that's coming down the pipeline at breakneck speed." (unquote)

That's the second story today with this line. TBJ's writing starts to remind me of "Peanuts" and Snoopy's ever and anon reiterated "It was a dark and stormy night..." As in, "On a dark and stormy night a swarm of Qi-sucking cliches descended on Xiao Wang's filthy street cart, denuding its owner of life. As the fluttering furies departed, a curious crowd gathered around the erstwhile kebab vendor. Soul he had not, sense he had none, no movement no heat no goodly hue..."

Reminded me of Vincent Price, who recited some lines in Michael Jackson's Thriller.. Music 2

Actually the closing there was plagiarized from "Odin's Runesong."

Nice to know!

~~“Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.” ~~.

Sikaote's picture Sikaote Submitted by Guest on Sat, 07/11/2020 - 15:43

WeChat to Begin Charging for Withdrawals

After being on oxycodone for a month (after being hit by a no-pay-attention-car-driver) and now stopping, I would gladly pay to not be having withdrawls. How much and which wechat account do I pay?

Crazy

Sikaote's picture Sikaote Submitted by Guest on Sat, 07/11/2020 - 15:40

Although the Beijing Health Kit mini-program has a foreigner-friendly English version, the process of checking the risk status of your area is a bit more challenging for non-Chinese readers. But don't worry, we got you covered.

When you reach the final step...

The final step??? Hows about putting in the middle steps. You millenials are too much.

ROFL

WaqarOptimist's picture WaqarOptimist Submitted by Guest on Sat, 07/11/2020 - 12:37

Giovanni Martini wrote:

"... a trend that's coming down the pipeline at breakneck speed." (unquote)

That's the second story today with this line. TBJ's writing starts to remind me of "Peanuts" and Snoopy's ever and anon reiterated "It was a dark and stormy night..." As in, "On a dark and stormy night a swarm of Qi-sucking cliches descended on Xiao Wang's filthy street cart, denuding its owner of life. As the fluttering furies departed, a curious crowd gathered around the erstwhile kebab vendor. Soul he had not, sense he had none, no movement no heat no goodly hue..."

Reminded me of Vincent Price, who recited some lines in Michael Jackson's Thriller.. Music 2

~~“Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.” ~~.

Sikaote's picture Sikaote Submitted by Guest on Fri, 07/10/2020 - 09:00

Giovanni Martini wrote:

Shouldn't this be tagged "Throwback Thursday"? The piece is dated today, but the comments are all three years old. Beijing enter a time warp? Did I land in the throes of schizophrenia? Just last week I was thinkin on home brewing absinthe using erguotou and 艾草 (which is, I believe, genuine wormwood.) Looks like I won't need it, eh wot?

If one clicks on your comment on this article, TBJ sends you to a page that states "You are not authorized to view this page".

Makes me wonder how old the UI is. Imma guess 20 years and nary an update since day 1.

*pleasantry*8

Sikaote's picture Sikaote Submitted by Guest on Fri, 07/10/2020 - 08:58

Giovanni Martini wrote:

Shouldn't this be tagged "Throwback Thursday"? The piece is dated today, but the comments are all three years old. Beijing enter a time warp? Did I land in the throes of schizophrenia? Just last week I was thinkin on home brewing absinthe using erguotou and 艾草 (which is, I believe, genuine wormwood.) Looks like I won't need it, eh wot?

One of the TBJ "writers" criticized me for commenting on a years-old article, and the writer was obviously blissfully unaware the TBJ regularly puts links to old articles front and center. I think dude was menstruating and need to vent.

Crazy

Sikaote's picture Sikaote Submitted by Guest on Wed, 07/08/2020 - 16:35

Giovanni Martini wrote:

Photos with masks are a waste. Did the Pinkertons circulate posters with Jesse James face hidden behind a bandana? Mr. Tehau is a P.T. (personage tease.) I'm calling him out now: the readership demands full-frontal facial. Clean shaven and no coy air-brushing!

Who was that masked man???

Wacko