Find Out Which Weekends You'll Have to Work to Earn Your Holidays in 2021

The Ministry of Keeping You On Your Toes has consulted the Oracle, read the tea leaves and prayed to the Moon God and has finally gotten around to telling us when we'll have days off next year.

(Not that it really matters in the Covid-19 era where our exotic getaway vacations are now to the Beijing suburbs... but hey, it's nice to know anyhow.)

Once again we'll have a generous number of days off -- 18 weekdays in total -- but we'll also once again be forced to "earn" most of them by working weekend days.

Like last year, this year's calendar features seven worthless, unproductive weekend "makeup" days, where you and your staff can half-ass your way through a day's work while bitching and moaning the whole way through.

China leads the world in the concept of holiday weekend makeup days. This is roughly equivalent to your mom making you a hearty pancake breakfast and then afterwards telling you that you'll need to work it off by raking the lawn for the rest of the day.

Here's the rundown:

New Year's Day
Friday, Jan 1 to Sunday, Jan 3
Only China can give you Friday off and call it a 3-day "holiday."

Chinese New Year/Spring Festival
Thursday, Feb 11 to Wednesday Feb 17
Makeup work days: Sunday Feb 7 and Saturday Feb 20

Tomb-Sweeping Festival
Saturday, April 3 to Monday, April 5
In official Doublespeak this is another "three day holiday" when in reality it's one day off (Monday). But hey, who are we to complain: at least there's no weekend makeup day.

May Day
Saturday, May 1 to Wednesday, May 5
Makeup work days: Sunday April 25 and Saturday May 8

A five-day break! But wait, don't relax as you will be forced to work a six-day week before and a Saturday after for good measure to earn your week off.

Dragon Boat Festival
Saturday June 12 to Monday June 14
Another Monday off tarted up to be a "three day holiday."

Mid-Autumn Festival
Sunday Sep 19 through Tuesday, Sep 21
Makeup work day: Saturday Sep 18

Meh.

National Day
Friday Oct 1 through Thursday Oct 7
Makeup work days: Sunday Sep 26 and Saturday Oct 9

Here at True Run Media, we stopped making our staff work weekend makeup days a few years back, because a) weekend makeup work days are notoriously unproductive; (b) we work hard enough during the regular Monday-to-Friday work week; and c) many of our staff have kids or other weekend obligations that are tough to re-arrange.

Guess what? It didn't drive us out of business, and we think we're happier and more productive as a result.

We suggest every other business does the same.

Image: the Beijinger