Classified of the Week: Early Learners

Beijing's diversity and Internet anonymity make for strange bedfellows. Nowhere is this more true than in our website's Classified Ads section. We've seen it all – and then some. And that doesn't even cover the ads we must disapprove because they just aren't fit for a good, clean, wholesome website like ours.

Each week, we're shining a spotlight on one of the current live ads. If you'd like to nominate a particular ad, feel free to leave a link in the comments.

This week we've got a kid with either the most advanced language skills we've seen or he's already on the path of not writing his own college application essay.