The Wonderbro? Male Size-Enhancing Speedo Bulge on Taobao

Tiffany Wang | Jun 28, 2011 3:00 pm | 6 comments | 59567 reads

It’s summertime. You know what that means, right? New swimwear.

“Underendowed” women have long had access to push-up bikini tops. As usual, men have been unfairly neglected in that department.

But no more. A Chinese company has recently launched a “Male Size-Enhancing Speedo Bulge,” now available on Taobao.com. (Read our step-by-step guide for Taobao.com here.)

According to CNNgo.com, “this lightweight, one-size-fits-all cup fits snuggly [sic] inside a Speedo to re-create the ‘natural arch’ essential to the beach male’s sense of potency and well-being.”

And it costs only 53 kuai (plus RMB 10 for shipping to Beijing). What a bargain. The website stats read that six have already been sold in the last 30 days.

Currently, the item is rated 4.8 out of 5 stars. Some reader reviews, below:

"The designer is too smart! You won't have to be embarrassed anymore with this kind of swimsuit."

"An amazing product."

"This item isn't bad, it's even lighter and thinner than you'd expect. It'd be even better if it was cheaper."

"I think it is really useful."

This invention begs the question, if you’re so insecure, why bother wearing speedos at all? Ah, well. That’ll will remain a mystery for years to come, I’m sure.

Purchase the Male Size-Enhancing Speedo Bulge here. Click here to read the rest of the article on CNNgo.com.

Photos: Taobaofieldguide.com and Taobao.com

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Monkey King's picture Monkey King Submitted by Guest on Tue, 08/30/2011 - 18:19

I got this and wore it all month at the local hotel pool parties.

All I got was looks of disgust from the suckle thigh.

Then I realized it's supposed to go in the front. :B

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jackburton's picture jackburton Submitted by Guest on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 17:48

the only way to get serious attention from good looking girls (I mean the one where they stare straight at it with their mouth hang open) is to leave your fly open and let a fat roll of 1000euro notes slip slightly out of it...of course you will have to be careful about everyone else also at that point!!!

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