Modern World Stopped by Naked Chinese Man!

Our favorite blog ChinaSMACK has a very amusing translation of a post on the Chinese site MOP, detailing the attempts of a portly naked Chinese man to bring the modern world to a halt, one taxi at a time. “Evil and ugly modern society, retreat!!!!” the man reportedly declared, while attempting to lift a cab from the road.

The taxi driver’s nonplussed expression is priceless.

A security guard reportedly asked the man what he was doing, to which he replied, ““Ugly modern society must retreat!! By 2012, my power will be enough, and I will thoroughly destroy this ugly modern society!!!”

Way to go!

Inevitably the cops turned up, and asked the man whether he thought it was ugly exposing himself in this way. To which the man supposedly replied, “Me ugly? You running dog of modern society! It is you who is the most ugly, modern society that is the most ugly.”

He then managed to give police the slip by sliding under the car.

Leaving the cops as perplexed as the driver.

According to the post, the police managed to seize the man after about half an hour. As he was bundled away he was heard to declare: “Modern society will retreat!!! I will be back!!”

Stay tuned.